Quickies.

1. At this moment, I am thinking of her sexy ass, especially given she's recently taken up pole-dancing, and  then there's an inside joke about having her strut about the new gym I wanna open in a pair of tiny white lycra shorts and a spaghetti-strap top with pink-colored boxing gloves. Definitely makes for a great pin-up, at the very least; or perhaps she could be the main draw for guys signing up for classes.

2. Alternatively, there's the option of her in a g-string and heels, wearing a leather corset for some pseudo-dominatrix play. Very, very tempting indeed.

3. Then there's a run-in with someone who thinks my online chauvinistic persona translates into someone who doesn't "treat women with respect". I shan't bother with trying to contest that, because everyone is entitled to their own opinions, just that I think the following quote is pretty apt:

"Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I’m not perfect, and I don’t live to be. But before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean." - Bob Marley

So yes, it doesn't matter if you love me or hate me: my life, my rules. Yes, I have a large ego, and if you have a problem with that, it's just too bad; as for my lack of respect for women, well, let them decide for themselves.

And seeing that we haven't even met in real life, don't bother.

4. A lady friend (again, one of those I never fucked, just friends) found it amusing I actually prefer having my balls stroked and fondled than if she'd decided to ram my cock deep into her mouth. The subject came about in the midst of some mindless chatter over coffee about sex, and she'd been complaining about how, despite her determined attempts at trying to give her lover a mind-boggling blowjob so he'd cum in her mouth (he has problems with that???)

Anyway, I then suggested maybe she was trying too hard to swallow everything in, and perhaps she should try a "softer" touch, hence the part about my preference of having my balls stroked and fondled as she blows me.

Still, perhaps it could be due to her trying too hard to please her lover who's younger by 10 years (She's recently divorced and into having lovers more than relationships now). So much for me trying to be a love guru.

5. I'm STILL thinking of her ass.

Wherefore art thou?