Are You Happy?

Turn on the news, listen to the radio, or look at a newspaper, and the world is bleak. Double dip recession, who stabbed who (in glorious technicolour), and everybody lies. (Gregory House quote.)

What you need is a break from all that nonsense. I know, how about a wedding? What kind of bride would you like? Any of these fit the bill?

Careful Wishing

When we are at the height of arousal, do we make wise decisions? I hope not. So, when we ask a keyholder to be strict, mean and bitchy, there's always the safe-word, right? I mean, it's only not having orgasms. How hard can that be?

These keyholders are looking forward to finding out. Enjoy...

Runaway Train

I've noticed that comments on this and other blogs are more favourable when the captions describe very mean keyholders. I guess the submissive voice, (usually silent. Gagged, perhaps?), has spoken? I find the notion that the guy is the instigator of his own teasing is very hot. Hope you like these?

Stop Wanking - This Is A Chastity Blog!

Stop that! Yes, you. Stop wanking. You're reading a chastity blog, so have a little restraint. Well, actually, have a lot of restraint. So, wanking over chastity fantasies, eh? Well, well, that's a bit of a paradox. So you like paradoxes? ...

The old Sci-Fi time travel paradox, of going back in time to kill your grandfather, so you'd never get born. Who is it then that goes back in time to do the murder?

Back on theme... So you go back in time to stop yourself cuming, last Tuesday. Tease & denial - great! Then you come forward in time to when you left. Do you remember the orgasm?

Have you stopped wanking, yet?

I bet none of you stopped. Can't have it both ways, or can you?


I've been surfing - as you do. What has surprised me is the number of reblogs I come across. (Heavy de-ja-vou.) Also the number of bloggers that just post an image, with not a word of why they like the image. I always thought a good comment made a blog. Obviously, this is just me?

This image has appeared on quite a few of these sites, minus my caption. Those that have made a comment say how much they wish they were the guy. I can't supress a giggle, as I altered this image, adding the CB-3000 to make it better for the caption. It's as much a fantasy as the caption. I hope the original couple don't come in for some teasing. You can just imagine it, can't you? - Their friends turning up to a dinner party and demanding to see the CB-3000. My apologies, if they do.

I've mentioned on both my blogs how I like to alter images. This is my therepy - fantasy. I hope in my persuit of a good caption I don't inadvertantly cause a problem for the people in the photo. That said, re-blog away! I can hardly get precious over images I've found, many of which were re-blogged.

And now for some...

If you're wondering what I did to the above image, it used to be black and white.

Do you think he looks worried or excited to you?